The Spine Of God

Eva De Struction

Current Bands
The Satisfying Few, Painted Hussy, Blue Rose Trio
Old Bands
Banshee

The Righthand Man

JACK STATIC

Current Bands
CLIP, Blue Rose Trio, The Silent Treatment, XFRI, Holland Oats
Old Bands
Test Pattern, Formaldehyde, Noisebleed, First Offence,
Time/Distance, See-Through Blues Band, Painted Hussy, Skumm,
Jellyfish Tuesday, [Behold] The Novaks, The She's, Lost In The Quagmire

The Ship's Captain

Laszlo

Current Bands
XFRI, Laszlo
Old Bands
Her Lesbian Friend, Power Drill Prodigy, Room 101, Ashbury,
Superfluous, The Golden Road, Read Japan, Lost In The Quagmire, Blue Rose Trio,
The Janitors Of Anarchy

The System Administrator

Stickus McWeaponus

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Current Band
Bluescreen Of Death

The Raging Mailman

James Beer

Old Bands
The Satisfying Few, Rinse,
Blue Rose Trio, The Evil Doers

The Prodigy In Effigy

Jimi "Fuckface" Discharge

Current Bands
S.F.A.

Old Bands
The Hood Rats, Apostecy, Storm Chylde, The Derivitives,
West Beverly Kids, UIP, Social Chaos, Riotstarters, Chokehold,
Technosonic, The Satisfying Few, Blue Rose Trio, ADD, The Subverts

The Money Changer

Mel Nourished

The PEROGI CAT's MAGIC TEETH are very JADED!!?!

Old Bands
[Behold] The Novaks, Pingu

The Second Gunman

"Howlin' Mad" Moe Chunks

Old Bands
The Derivitives, Yummy Blue Bicycle, The Satisfying Few,
The Make-Shift 7

'Takes a Teenage Riot to get me out of bed right now.'

I am 37% White Trash.

The white trash in my blood will not keep me from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep me from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense.